THATMICKEYGUY

bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

(Source: bedfish, via overlydependent)

PSA for everyone writing term research papers right now

dynastylnoire:

carryonteamfreewill:

Mendeley is the greatest program ever

I want to weep with joy every time I use it

Just click a button when you pull up an article and it will automatically save it to your library

And cite it for you

And you can use it on your mobile devices

And it’s free

Just download it and you won’t have so many urges to kill everyone in sight while writing a research paper

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Thank you so much!

(Source: barelyfunctioningangel, via sassy-spoon)

sweetguts:

an open letter to all the peeps who hate candy corn this halloween:

give it to me. give it. hand it the fuck over. i will eat it. i will eat every last goddamn piece. candy corn is fucking delicious

I’m pretty sure candy corn is just recycled every year from everyone’s trash cans.

(via vaderfan1)

2n0wflake:

despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

(Source: snowiey, via vaderfan1)

did-you-kno:

When the very 1st episode of The Simpsons was aired, Walmart stores did not yet exist in the Northeast or the West Coast of the U.S.  Source

did-you-kno:

When the very 1st episode of The Simpsons was aired, Walmart stores did not yet exist in the Northeast or the West Coast of the U.S. Source

(via vaderfan1)

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via fknmeow)

onlinehumor:

when someone uses “your” instead of “you’re”

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(Source: what-mom, via fknmeow)

spookyperfectgay:

satans-last-unicorn:

please tell me this mug exists is real life 

Hebrews coffee

spookyperfectgay:

satans-last-unicorn:

please tell me this mug exists is real life 

Hebrews coffee

(Source: pulptastic, via the-prescient-the-nascent)

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

My dad’s birthday

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

My dad’s birthday

(via vaderfan1)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

(via lovingisendless)