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stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

We used AIM but same thing.

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did-you-kno:

Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon… and he was also the first man to ever poop in space.
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did-you-kno:

Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon… and he was also the first man to ever poop in space.

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Anonymous said: You just think you know the full story. And that's fine, I expected that. You'll never know who I am. I'm just gonna stay this "fat fuck" to you, and I'm okay with that. I know in my heart who I am and I know I make her happy. I don't need someone like you telling me who I am. In my heart, I know the truth. See ya.

Have a nice day champ. Now get off my fucking blog you psychotic nut job.

Anonymous said: Your story is one sided and stuff that maybe you were told. That's fine. I didn't force this decision, whether you think so or not. She did what she felt was right.

Ha

Anonymous said: I made mistakes that I can fix. I've made her very happy with the time I had with her this month. I see it in her eyes. I see it in her smile. Believe what you want, I didn't tell her to come back. She followed her heart because she knew what we had was still there. You shouldn't have grown so close to someone so attached to their ex still. No offense, but she could've told me to fuck off a month ago but kept giving me time. You should have seen the signs. I'm sorry.

Dude there’s no getting to you. I’m done with your shit.

Anonymous said: You got it, man. Whether you think i'm genuine or not about this, I hope you feel better soon. Nobody should go through the pain we feel and felt. I'm not trying to be an enemy. I took the break with Janessa to simply better myself for her in the first place. She tried harder than you may want to believe to move on without me. She did so much to try keeping me out. I was persistent, so stop telling her she didn't try. Open your eyes, she did. Her mind found me everyday.

I never said once that she didn’t try. I know damn well she tried. The only reason she would go back is because you would make her feel like shit for trying to move on when she obviously could do better. She got tired of your shit and how you treated her for the past two years.

Anonymous said: And I'm not gonna be in fast food my whole life. I'm gonna make something of myself. Keep in mind I'm still 20. 2 years from now, when I have my bachelors degree and I'm working a better job, I'll remember your doubt. You don't know me and you never will. Just stop bashing my name so bad simply for me getting her back. I went through hell this month for it. It wasn't my choice, it was hers. I'm not the bad guy.

She made the choice of trying to move on because you put her through hell. God damn are you seriously that fucking blind. She went back to you out of habit. So bug off champ.

Anonymous said: Look Ryan, you don't know me or who I am. I'm not that same person anymore and I'll prove you, Stephanie, any employee at your Publix, or anyone else wrong for thinking I'm an ass. I'm thankful you found Janessa at the place she was in. I fucked up. She needed someone to be there. And you were, and I thank you for that. Think "you got what you wanted" and all that, but I simply got my life back. I fought everyday for over a month while you 2 grew closer. Don't tell me what pain is.

I’m not telling you what pain is, champ. I know very well what pain is because I’ve been through this shit time and time again. Now you can get off my blog and move on with your life. I may not know who you are personally, but I know your type. You obviously don’t know who I am. So get your shit out of here.

Hey you got what you wanted

The only person who was the victim here was her. Not you. Not me. Her and only her. You don’t wake up and become someone new ya fuck. You change over time it’s called growing up. While I’m working on my bachelors and making it somewhere with my life, you got suspended from school for being lazy and not giving a shit and failing all of your classes. Have fun working in fast food for the rest of your life.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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