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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq, via i-swear-the-devil-made-me-do-it)

worstcats:

I posted this picture before and someone said this cat looks a little bit like steak.
It does. It looks a little like steak.

worstcats:

I posted this picture before and someone said this cat looks a little bit like steak.

It does. It looks a little like steak.

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weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

(via smallz37)

rneggy:

how do u subtly tell someone to push u against a wall and make out with u???asking for a friend

(Source: radionoggin, via i-swear-the-devil-made-me-do-it)

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

(via mysticune)

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

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fknmeow:

I want mashed potatoes and I want to go back to new york

Boil em’ mash em’ stick em’ in a stew

Anonymous said: Dude the gamecube sucked

princess-nagi:

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mindfulwrath:

sekretsu:

zombiefauns:

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this

(via fknmeow)

"The Courier knows the way. And at the Divide, they and I - there, we'll have an ending to things."

(Source: burnedlegate, via fknmeow)